Sunday, 29 July 2012

My Summer Trip~ Part 1

Hey, just cause the title might seem lousy, doesn't mean the post is lousy. Anyhow, Happy Ramadan to you all. Hope you get the best of the blessings of this Holy Month.

I'm going to start by telling you about MY SUMMER VACATION.

TO THE NORTHERN AREAS.

~See, look! The Northern Areas have lots and lots of cold water!!!~


It all began with my dad's 'trust' or NGO type thing. He had gone to Chitral in May, earlier this year, to a school. There, he arranged for the children to get tution and then be tested. Those who made it where sponsored to go to the Cadet College in the area.

Anyhow, after that, my dad said he was going to go in July too and that all of us were coming too! Of coarse, I originally wasn't going because I wanted to go to Karachi, but then my Nani Jan died (Inna Lillahi wa Inna Ilaihi Rajiun) and so I couldn't go obviously. (I mean, Karachi without my Nani???) So then we all decided to go to the Northern Areas.
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DAY ONE
14th July, 2012
Saturday
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We all got up around 5 o'clock in the morning and had a quick breakfast of tea and bread, finished all the packing and bundled into our metal gray Corolla Altis. By then, it was 6 in the morning when we officially set out!

~No, that Alto is not mine. No, we are not going to Rawalpindi or Itwar Bazaar. We're going to the Motorway!!~

And yes, I fell asleep the whole time we were on the motorway and woke up when we entered the Swat District.  There, we stopped around 10 to have the rest of our breakfast at a little place near the Swat River (I like saying Daryay Swat. Sounds cooler). The water looked kinda muddy but there sure was lots of it.

~See? There's lots of water! And that's half of my family :P  ~


From there, we got back into the car to continue the long journey. It's really hard sitting in the car all day. But then there's always something to see. Anyhow, next stop was Dir! Here we stopped at another hotel to eat lunch and change cars. The hotel was kind of cool and had lots of old-ish fancy decorations like a peacock rug that they hung on the wall. (Which doesn't really make sense. A rug for a wall???)

~Tada! Obviously the owner of the hotel adores peacocks!! And birds~

I find hotels in Pakistan very interesting. They aren't like the hotels in usa which are all nice and proper. See, my brother got this game where you're a detective in a hotel. Ever since that game, I have looked at hotels in a new light. Perhaps even this peacock loving hotel has a history of mystery..... XD

Oh yes, so we had to change cars. This was the place where we had to part with our Corolla Altis and rent another car along with a driver. At first, the idea was very... not likeable because we were originally three adults, two teens and two kids in a Corolla and NOW it would be FOUR adults, two teens and two kids in the rented car which was kind of a station wagon type thing. But it worked out in the end because my younger siblings were sent to sit at the back with the luggage, haha.

Next stop was Darosh but before you get there you have to make a choice. Will you go over the mountain or under it? With the approximate 9 mile long tunnel, the journey could be cut short by an hour or two, and so that's the route we took.

~Can't really tell what this is but that light is the end of the tunnel and you can sort of make out the dashboard and steering wheel. Sort of....Sorry, the car was moving alot so.... ~

Let's just say, I found the tunnel bit very interesting. It was rather cold in the tunnel and there were lots of potholes filled with water so all you could hear was the tires sloshing and then the bumps and ups and downs and the utter darkness. It was all very cool, alot like this ride I went to in America. It's called Rhino Rally. Since the ride only operated in the day, you can't really get the real feel of driving in this tunnel, which is one of a kind in it's own way. Besides that, I have to say it ALSO reminded me of Bionicle. You know, dark caves and those crabs the matoran people travelled on. Very mysterious stuff. Cool nevertheless. (^.^)

We reached Darosh at around 6 pm at an army headquarter, which was approximately 40 kilometers from Chitral, our original destination. Here we had to stay for the night.

The army headquarters wasn't so bad. There were lots and lots of fruit trees and my mother loves the idea of just walking by, picking a fruit and eating it. Plus there was this nice cook Babaji who was happy to entertain guests. He showed us some the stuff the British had built there and that were still standing from colonial times.

~See, this is where the big dudes from the Army eat. I meanwhile, was busy observing the poor stuffed peacock and that deer right at the back. Are they from colonial times too??~



The Babaji even showed us a 'refrigerater' from colonial times, which my mother called a 'cellar', not a refrigerater. It was a door on the floor leading to a drop down to something like a basement but we couldn't go down because the ladder was broken.



~I guess you can call this the backyard. If you go at the edge and look down, you can see the rest of the area, Darosh~

At night, we went outside to this backyard thing when the power was out. Obviously then, it was pretty pitch dark and we had to use mobile flashlights to get around but the sky was certainly something to comment on.

Stars. Lots and lots of stars. I would have put up a picture if only the stars came up on the camera. But there were ALOT of stars. It looked like somebody sprinkled them out on the sky. SubhanAllah~!

This place was overall pretty nice. If only signals came in my room. The problem was that as soon as I stepped into my room, my phone told me it was getting zero signals. And that's hard to believe when your mother is talking on her cellphone right beside you. Then we found out the fan stopped working but that was something okay because in Darosh, the temperature is much lower than in Islamabad. It fine sleeping without a fan there.

What was kind of freaky was that I woke up in the middle of the night and there was this creepy squeaking sound. I was totally freaked, I sat up and just tryed to figure what course of action to take with this mouse. I mean, the squeaks were soo regular.  In the end, I was so creeped that I woke my mother (like a little girl) and was like, "Amee! Yeh kia he!!??"

Amee just yawned and said "Koi chota sa keera makora hoga"

I decided to blindly trust her judgement and hope the creature was indeed an insect and not some sort of wounded little mouse.

~My reaction to the invisible creature that squeaks like a mouse~



~Stay Tuned to this Blog for DAY TWO of "MY SUMMER TRIP!"~
~Your Ever Awesome Blog Post-er~
~Rikudo Uchiha~

Thursday, 26 July 2012

Hello

HELLO.

HELLO.

I don't know what to write about.

Ha.

Bye.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

EXAM FEVERS

So we have the dreaded exams coming up. I'm typing this right now while having my books scattered around me, my notebook opened to make an outline about a Pakistan Studies question. What happened was that I was looking on the internet for notes on this rubbish history that will never happen again.
I found nothing.


 
~ What the hell. This is supposed to be the World Wide Web. Are you telling me no braniac could bother writing about this crap?~

Anyway, I thought that maybe alot of people out there would be having their mid-term exams too. So I thought that I'd share some of my tips here., I mean, since I manage to scrape together a respectable grade with my failing Urdu.

~It's not that I don't try. I mean, would you want to bother trying if the teacher kept failing you? I hate being failed. So I'm going to keep failing...~

When faced with all this revision, I try to make myself in the mood by writing out a plan. What do I need to study? What day? What topics? What should I do today? What about that Biology chapter? I never understand chemical calculations. To sum up- HELP!!
~Oh help me... This stuff is poison! It should be banned by International Law!!! WHERE ARE US SANCTIONS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!?!?!?!~

I always keep a spare notebook for it. It's also handy for doodling when you're day dreaming.
Yes. I also personally think that studying at night is better than studying in the day. During the day, there's always the bustle going on in the house. The maasi coming and going, cleaning going on, breakfast, clean up (if you're a girl) taking out the trash (if you're a guy). So much time gets used up. Plus, I don't even feel like studying in the morning.
So I prefer night. Not only is it nice and quiet, but my siblings are also asleep. So I basically have the house to myself. Although I go to sleep right at midnight. I mean, come on. I love my sleep. During school nights, I get tired at eight, so that's when my schedule shifts to waking up at Fajr. I'm also trying to start a routine of going jogging out with my parents in the morning. My mind wakes up then and I can study much better.

~I mean, look at them. They might look innocent and all, but... Yeah... I'm sure every oldest sibling knows what I'm talking about... :) ~

I also read this tip somewhere. Memory is associated with smell as well. Thats when a load of perfume, hand sanitizers and lotions come in handy. Before studying, apply the thingy whereever you're supposed to apply it. (Lotion on hands, sanitizer on hands, perfumes on clothes, you get the point-). And then study. Your brain would tag the memories with the scent. Then right before the exam, apply the lotion etc again. It should jog your mind awake.
I've tried this trick a little. For Physics mostly. I got an A that month. Do you need any more proof? I plan to use this as my last resort anyway. When I have a final list of concepts I need to revise seriously (like memorizing those quotes for Islamiat) I'll bring out my big guns.
I just thought I'd share this so that maybe someone out there who is panicking about the exam for which they have no idea about what to do could find out what I'm doing. YAAAY!



~Thanks for tuning in to Fade-to-Black&White!~
~Your Most Awesome Writer~
~Rikudo Uchiha~

Friday, 14 October 2011

Enter; Hafsa!!!


Good morning all.
Today, I'd like to just describe myself, being one of the super-awesome writers of this blog. So... First a list of likes and dislikes.
Hafsa likes
1. Megatron
2. Optimus Prime
3. Decepticons
4. Autobots
5. Transformers in general
6. Dark of the Moon
7. Revenge of the Fallen
8. Transformers Cybertron (Jetfire has an Australian accent and says 'Crikey' alot- love it!)
And enough about Transformers (I'm sorry, I get carried away. Btw Yuki, if you're not giving Ryuu the Megatron poster I told you about, can I have it? XD)
Right, I'm sorry Princess. Back to topic.
I like
1. My friends(yes Princess)
2. I can't decide between Itachi and Sasuke... 
3. The internet
4. Megatron
5. I want a Deathnote
6. Nissan GTR Skyline
7. Ferraris are cool too
8. Optimus Prime
9. My bag. It's pink!
10. Oh, my favorite colors are Red, Purple and Black
11. My favorite animals are Tigers, Wolves and Dolphins
12. I wouldn't mind getting a fire truck that's red with blue flames and I'll make sure to name it Optimu- oops...
Yes, now to my dislikes.
1. Vampires
2. Werewolves
3. Twilight (the book. Otherwise, I like the time)
4. Copy catters
5. People with no originality (this is a point further on the above)
6. School
7. Being rushed (Yes ppl!)
8. Being made fun of
9. Having my peace broken
10. Having people crash into my genius plans
11. Having people make fun of my plans and yell "Ha, in yo' face" to me, cuz only I get to say "Ha, in yo' face" in my world.
12. Well, and welcome to my life.
I'm pretty much average. (People who know me will disagree, so I'll spill ze beans for you to eat) (Make sure ya don't eat my dust, muahahaha- ok, ok! Sorry!)
Yes. I am an American citizen, born in New York and living in Florida for most of my life. But my parents decided to move to Pakistan for reasons I'll tell you all about later. (Focus on me right now... Yes, me! I'll be famous someday, don't forget my name! And if you do, I'll sentence you to de- Ok. I'm sorry- won't do it again)
Anyway. I moved to Karachi where I met the Princess at school. Wow, all I remember was that our friendship started from the first day and it went pretty high. We sat with each other, talked and ate and even sat in the same van together, had our battles, and laughs and jokes and wow. Two years went by so quickly... I moved to Islamabad- the Snob City Central!
(This remark is not aimed at you guys, Yuki, Guren and the rest of my class. This, my friends, is aimed at...
THE BREAKDANCING DUDE!!!
XD
I love randomosity! <3)
Anyway again, I'd just like to say that living in a foreign country doesn't make me any better than you guys, except for the fact that I have seen things you imagine about. And I see alot of negative points everywhere. I think the proper phrase is that I have a broader view.
Other than that, I'm a clueless Pakistani! I'm a Patthan... Uhh... Distantly a Patthan. I think. And I dunno, but alot of people turn out to be related to me in wacky ways... And I love Cornettos! And Dairy Milk, especially the song. The 'Dairy milk ki gari' song... The Coco and Mo song sux.
No offense meant to Candyland or whatever, but I think you're a ripoff of Wonka.
Don't worry- I'm always spouting opinions when I'm in the mood, which is usually when I'm writing. Gomenasai! <3
I loves heart, by the way. That includes Kingdom Hearts.
That reminds. Once I picked up my cellphone and answered it. I said, "Hello, Assalam alaikum?"
Person; "Walaikum assalam, aap kesi hen?"
Me; (Completely puzzled) "Ummmmm..... Fine... (mumble) I guess...?
Person; "Aap busy to nahin hen?"
Me; (suspiciously thinking that the phone must be for Amee, since it's an auntie who probably knows me, but I don't know her) Aap ko kis se bat karni he?
Person; "Aap se hi karni he"
Me; "Okayyy... (mumbles) freak... (speaks normal again) Kia baat karni he?
Person; "Agar aap busy hen, I'll call later"
Me; "Wait" (hands phone to Amee)
Amee; "Jee, kis se baat karni he? Hm? Bhai Sahab, mere paas time nhi he baat karni ki. Allahafiz"
And I was shocked and felt sorry for the auntie who got called "Bhai sahab" by my mom. But it turned out that it was a guy. And I mentally beat my head on the wall for sypathizing with a psychopath Pakistani. I mean, what the french toast?!
(This phrase is my phrase, or I'll burn you into french toast that is burnt... And black. And yucky)
Yes. And two minutes later, I got a message with a heart and it said something like "Yeh dil aap k liye. Khush raho" and I was like 'What the pancake?'
I think I've written alot. So I'll sign off now.
(What should I sign............ Ah, okay!)
Ciao!
-Riku(do)-

Wednesday, 12 October 2011